Another sofa. Another time. These two have aged well. A Reno love story.

It takes an hour for him to tell us about his meeting with Bob Marley, but it's worth it.

Okay all you future memoirists, Bryan bought me huge chocolates, and Selwyn a silk flower in a gorgeous little thick glass bottle. His wife provided my curry steak dinner. So think on. And I still jump down his throat. I think this is the first time I pass judgement. Shocked me too. Not as huge as it…

Hi folks. In the 4 weeks since we last spoke, I've been designing the Reno's actual excavation 12-06-17, and top secret, romantic, art installation 01-07-17. Every penny had to be accounted for. Hated it. Then loved it. Revived the unashamed artist in me. So I am kicking off this season with me telling…

Meanwhile, I will be booking and filming videos. Filling in missing names and dates on Memorial Wall. Hunting down missing Memorial Wall faces. Building a Map of memoirists' mum and dads' birthplaces.

Season Two's Finale is . . . the one . . . the only . . . wait for it . . . drum rolllllllllllllllllllllllll . . . FONSO BULLER. Who makes me aware that, of course, this project is a continuation of our oral tradition.

To overcome crack addiction, Shirley escapes being murdered, David and Myra find God.

A sad day.

Shirley can't keep her eyes in her head: a look pretty half-caste boy. David is classed as a pimp. And Myra is abducted by crack heads. I can't thank them enough for their honesty and all they reveal.

Lanza is peeping from behind the two Reno Heads in denim. The first memoirist to walk us into the Reno. So we can picture it. And the first to conjure the atmosphere.